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SARITA
Member
# Posted: 12 Dec 2008 13:15
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Hello Arti ji

Kese hai ap
Or itane dil tak khan thi
Kya ap ham Dosto ko bul gayi kya

Ashu
Member
# Posted: 12 Dec 2008 15:49
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Hi dosto Good noon.
Sabhi ko 2pahar ki pyar bhari Namskaar.


Hi Saritaji,

mujhe pata hai aap achhi hai.
or Aap pooche ki mai kaisa hu, to pahle hi bata du ki mai bhi bahut hi achha hu Aap dosto ki duaa se.

Aartiji

Yaar lagta hai ki kaam me bahut busy ho.
Yadi kaam khatam ho gaya ho to atishighra join karne ka kast kare.

Asha

Pagal jab tabiyat kharab hai to, ja ke doctor ko dikho na,
Aise moniter pe gour se posting karogi or padhogi to
Aankhe kharab ho jayengi, Aankhe kharab ho jayengi to glasses lagwane
padenge, glasees lag jayenge to sab Aapko char Aankho wali billi kahenge.
or phir aapko bura lagega, bura lagega to Aap uska sar phod dengi,
sar phod dengi to uske ghar wale Aapke yanha ladai karne aayenge,
phir Aapke or uske pareewar walo me ladaai shuru ho jayegi,
Matter police me jayega, police ne yadi ek tarfa karwai ki to , Janta bhadak jayegi, janta bhadak gayi to Neta log Apne fayde

Ashu
Member
# Posted: 12 Dec 2008 15:50
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continue...............
Neta log Apne fayde ke liye Danga karwa denge, Gujraat me danga shuru hoga, Phir wo dharmik roop le lega. Pakistaani Aatankwadi bomb fodenge. India fir pakistan par hamla karega. china pakistan ka saath dega. or amerika me abhi obama hai so wo India ka saath dega or ye ladai Third world war shuru ho jayega, Amerika or China Apne parmaanu bomb ka use karenge or duniya khatam ho jayegi. So jao or ilaj karwa ke aao.

Asha
Member
# Posted: 12 Dec 2008 15:53
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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Pagal.....

Mene kaha to k davai le li he.......
Ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttna lamba khichne ki kya jarurat thi....

Abhi kafi theek hu...aapne to ek sms tak nai kiya na.........

Asha

SARITA
Member
# Posted: 12 Dec 2008 17:44
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Hi Ashu ji

apne to Ashaji ki tabiyat ko lekar per puri ki puri story hi bana di

Asha
Member
# Posted: 12 Dec 2008 17:45
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Sarita ji.....

tabhi to kehti hu....Ashu pagal he.....dekho to koi keh sakta he k ye kisi sidhe sade insan ki soch he....soch k batana.....koi jaldi nai he...

Asha

Ashu
Member
# Posted: 12 Dec 2008 18:00
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Ok Saritaji

Abhi chalte hai

Good evening
or after 4 hour good night n swt dreams.

Take care.

kal woqt mila to jarur aaunga.
or aapse bate bhi hongi yahi ummid hai.

Ashu

SARITA
Member
# Posted: 12 Dec 2008 18:00
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Ashaji

Waise dosto ki baat kaha galat hoti hai..........hamse jada to ap ashuji ko janti hai...............so ap galat to ho hi nahi sakti.

Kyon Ashuji

Ashu
Member
# Posted: 12 Dec 2008 18:07
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Wah Saritaji kya soch ke bataya hai....
Aap bhi shuru ho gayi. kya baat hai,

yaar mujhe sabhi pagal dost pagal kyo samjhte hai.

mere to kuchh samjh me nahi Aa raha.

ok take care,

kar lunga manage. yanha to sab chalta hai, kyo ki life enjoye karni chahiye.........or wo kar rahe hai......Aap sabhi dosto ke saath maza aa raha hai,..........or Asha mujhse bhi badi pagal hai.

Ashu

SARITA
Member
# Posted: 13 Dec 2008 13:25
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Gud Afternoon

Ashuji

Kya kare
khete hai na
Dosto ki sangat ka ashar jaldi hota hai
So
M bhi shuru ho gaye

tanhai
Member
# Posted: 14 Dec 2008 18:08
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<<<< MITRTA>>>>

MITRA, MITRA HAI. MITRA KA MARM NA SAMJHA LOGON NE.
MITRATA NIBHANE KO DHARM NA SAMJHA LOGON NE.


PYAR, MOHABBAT AUR VISHVAS, MITRATA KE HAIN AADHAR,
AAJ TALAK IN AADHARON KA, ARTH NA SAMJHA LOGON NE.


"TANHAI"


kuku
Member
# Posted: 14 Dec 2008 19:53
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SARITA

Hallo Sarita g
kya aap bataaye gi ki
aap Delhi mein kaha
rehte hein,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,KUKU


Anonymous
# Posted: 14 Dec 2008 20:07
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MUJSE DOSTI KAROGE

ZARA HAAYAT KHAN
# Posted: 14 Dec 2008 20:08
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I M RUKSAR QURESHI

ZARA HAAYAT KHAN
# Posted: 14 Dec 2008 20:09
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ONLINE KAB AATE HO AAP

Ashu
Member
# Posted: 16 Dec 2008 12:38
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Good Morning Saritaji

How r u yaar.
or kal kanha thi yaar.
kabhi bhoolate to nahi aapko.
par kal kuchh jyada hi yaad aa rahi thi aapki
Aap nahi thi shayad isliye
par aaj to aa hi jaiye.

Ashu

Ashu
Member
# Posted: 16 Dec 2008 12:39
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Are yaar Good morning kah diya
wo kya hai ki Abhi office me aaya to mujhe laga ki abhi to morning hi hai.

Good Afternoon Saritaji

Ashu

Ashu
Member
# Posted: 16 Dec 2008 12:55
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Are Aa jaao yaar Saritaji
Office ke kaam ka or RAM ke name ka koi End nahi hai.

Ashu

SARITA
Member
# Posted: 16 Dec 2008 13:14
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Gud afternoon Ashuji

actually, Kal office m jayada busy thi
Par sach bataun maine ap sab dosto ko bahut miss kiya

Aj maine ap sabki kal ki posting padi
pata nahi ye sab kya ho raha hai

Ashu
Member
# Posted: 16 Dec 2008 13:23 - Edited by: Ashu
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Saritaji
pata nahi yaar mujhe bhi kuchh samajh
nahi aa raha ki aisa kyo ho raha hai..


or yanha anonymouse or jo member nahi bane hai wo
kisi dusre user ke name ka galat use karte hai.

Mai to sabhi se yahi kahunga, ki sabhi dost yanha member bane
or apne hi name se posting kare.

Abhi yanha ek basanti or hai, pata nahi kanha se shoye film ka agaaz
yanha par ho gaya hai.

Ashu

Ashu
Member
# Posted: 16 Dec 2008 13:25
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Ab ye basanti

Asha ke peeche padi huyi hai,
ki Asha Subodhji ko I Love you bolo.

yaar yanha to kuchh jyada hi instraction dene wale log bhi
moujud hai , jo dosti me shayad darar patakna chahte hai.
please Aap to SARITAJI care full hi rahna.
Hum bhi rahenge.

Ashu

SARITA
Member
# Posted: 16 Dec 2008 13:30
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Ashuji

dekhiye na m kal nahi aye to kya hogya

are dosto m kitani bar samjhaun ki dosto m sab chuch chalta hai

Bcz.
Ye lines guar farmaiye

Dosto ka rista 2 anjano ko jod deta hai
Har kadam par Zindagi ko naya mod deta hai
Wo sath deta hai us waqt.............Jab apna saya b sath
Chhod deta hai........

Ashu
Member
# Posted: 16 Dec 2008 13:32
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ya u r right Sarita ji.

Lo Abhi to Asha bhi aa gayi hai.

Ashu

vicky7enjoy
# Posted: 18 Dec 2008 14:00
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SARITA/ASHAJI

आप सभी को भोत मिस कार रहा हू
आप लगता है की खाना खाने गये है.....
चलो कोई बात नाही खा लीजिए
लेकिन मोटे मत होना

ખાસ કરીને તમે આશાજી
તમે ગુજરાત થી ચો તો મોદી સાહેબ જી.કે.ઍસ જી સૅરૂ કેરી ચે ઐઈની જાણ કેરી ની મને ઈમેલ
કેરી દેજો , હૂ તો અહમદબાદ થી દૂર રાહુ ચો આટલે કહુ ચો,કામે તો મારા મિટ્રા ચો આટલો કામ તો કરીજ દેશો
તમે સોચો ચો કે હૂ વેબ્સિટે થી ડીટેલ લાઇ લો, આઈમા ખબર નથી પડતી....
બીજી વાત તમે બે કલાક ખાવા મા લગાવો ચો...પછી તો તમે મોટા જે ટશો

Vicky

mukesh kumar1974ARI
# Posted: 19 Dec 2008 16:34
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I am new member ple. keya koi mughsey bhi dosti karega i am wait for all member gustakhi maaf....?????

Asha
Member
# Posted: 19 Dec 2008 16:36
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Are Mukesh ji isme puchhne ki kon si bat he.....

Posting shuru karo.....sab dost hi he yaha pe.......

U r most welcome.....

Asha

mukesh kumar1974ARI
# Posted: 19 Dec 2008 16:41
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Thank you Asha ji

mukesh kumar1974ARI
# Posted: 19 Dec 2008 16:43
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Agea or bat karo bahut good lag raha hai

mukesh kumar1974ARI
# Posted: 19 Dec 2008 17:05
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Asha ji main samagh nahi pa raha hnu ki posting karo bahut dost ban jaynga jara sahi sea samgha do

SARITA
Member
# Posted: 20 Dec 2008 11:22
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Hello Dosto
Gud Morning

Kese hai ap sab or ghar par sabi kese hai?

office m jayada kam hone ke karan ap sab se baat nahi ho pa rahi hai

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