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sprabhat
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# Posted: 9 Dec 2009 18:31
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ग़म में हंसने वालो को कभी रुलाया नहीं जाता!
लहरों से पानी को हटाया नहीं जाता!
होने वाले हो जाते हैं खुद ही दिल से अपने!
किसी को कहकर अपना बनाया नहीं जाता!

sprabhat
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# Posted: 9 Dec 2009 18:34
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Fir na simtegi agar dosti bikhar jayegi,
Zindagi zulf nahi jo fir se sawar jayegi,
Jo khushi de tumhe thaam lo daaman uska,
Zindagi roke nahi has k gujar jayegi."

sprabhat
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# Posted: 9 Dec 2009 18:37
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बहते अश्को की ज़ुबान नही होती,
लफ़्ज़ों मे मोहब्बत बयां नही होती,
मिले जो प्यार तो कदर करना,
किस्मत हर कीसी पर मेहरबां नही होती

sprabhat
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# Posted: 10 Dec 2009 02:36
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apne haaton se yun chehre ko chupate kyun ho
mujhse sharmate ho to samne aate kyun ho
tum kabhi meri tarha kar bhi lo iqraar-e-wafa
pyar karte ho to phir pyar chupate kyun ho
ashk aankho me meri dekh ke rote kyun ho
dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate kyun ho
in se vabastaa hai jab mera muqaddar phir tum
mere chehre se ye zulf hatate kyun ho
roz mar mar ke mujhe jine ko kehte kyun ho
milne aate ho to phir laut ke jate kyun ho

sonu sud
Member
# Posted: 10 Dec 2009 02:43
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sprabhat
Chand lamhon ki zindgani hai,
Nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
Lagta hai ab dushmano se guzarish karni padegi,
Kyun ki dost ko yaad kiya nahi karte.
*****************

rajeevtomar
Member
# Posted: 10 Dec 2009 17:17
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dear all,
GOOD MORNING
4 RAJEEV
GURGAON

sprabhat
Member
# Posted: 13 Dec 2009 15:01
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Ye dil apko bhula nahi sakta,
aisa kyun he ki bata nahi sakta,
muskil to ye he ki apko yakeen nahi,
or dil cheer ke me dikha nahi sakta.

sonu sud
Member
# Posted: 14 Dec 2009 03:01
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very good keep it up
ek joke
college ka 1st day...:->
naughty boyzz- what's ur name baby???
Girl- mujhe sab DIDI bulate hain!
Boy- wow!! what a coincident.....mujhe sab JEEJAJI bulate hain..:)

sprabhat
Member
# Posted: 14 Dec 2009 14:49
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nice joke sonu bhai...
one from me.......
ओबामा , मनमोहन, ऐश्वर्या राय और सोनिया एक ट्रेन में यात्रा कर रहे हैं।
ट्रेन एक सुरंग से निकलती है ट्रेन में अंधेरा हो जाता है। अचानक वहां एक
चुंबन ध्वनि और फिर एक थप्पड़ की आवाज आती है। ट्रेन सुरंग से बाहर आती
है। सभी चुपचाप बैठे रहते हैं कोई कुछ नहीं बोलता बस कूटनीति से सब ओबामा
का चेहरा देखते हैं क्योंकि उसका गाल लाल है। सोनिया सोच रही है: ये सभी
अमेरिकी ऐश्वर्य के पीछे पागल हो रहे हैं। सुरंग में उसे चूमने की कोशिश
की गई होगी, उसने अच्‍छा किया जो थप्पड़ मार दिया। ऐश्वर्या सोच रही है:
मुझे चूमने की कोशिश की होगी, लेकिन सोनिया को चूमा और बदले में सोनिया ने
थप्पड़ मारा होगा। ओबामा सोचते है: धिक्कार है, मनमोहन ने ऐश्वर्या चूमने
की कोशिश की होगी और उसने मुझे थप्पड़ मार दिया। मनमोहन सोचते हैं: अगर
ट्रेन एक और बार सुरंग से गुजरती है तो मैं फिर से चुंबन की ध्वनी निकाल
कर ओबामा को एक और चांटा मार दूंगा

rajeevtomar
Member
# Posted: 15 Dec 2009 13:35
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dear friends
good evening
किशोरावस्था : वो आयु जिसमें लड़के लड़कियों को ताड़ने लगते हैं और लड़कियां ताड़ने लगती हैं कि लड़के उन्हें ताड़ने लगे हैं.

sprabhat
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# Posted: 16 Dec 2009 03:18
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jhil se aaye parindo ka ishara hoga
tisngi tere mukadar me kahi kinara hoga
usne dekha tha salike se hamare gum ko
apne sine me kaha hume utara hoga
roz hoti hai muhabat me adawat unse
aur aap kahte hai aisa na dobara hoga

poojaa
Member
# Posted: 16 Dec 2009 04:47
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dil ki drkane tej hu jati he
jarur koi baat hone vali he
ya vo mujse bichranay vala he
ya ussay mulakaat hone vali he

sprabhat
Member
# Posted: 16 Dec 2009 07:13
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very nice pooja jee.....

utra hai chand aaj hamare bhi aangan me.
par sitaro ko ye bilkul gawara nahi hai.
hum to is chand ke liye bagawat v kar denge,
par kya kare,ye chand hi hamara nahi hai.

sprabhat
Member
# Posted: 17 Dec 2009 10:38
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unhone kabhi izhaar nahi kiya apne pyaar ka
unke bezuban iraadon ko mohabbat samajh baithey
unhone kasam bhi khaayi har reet nibhaayi
unke bepanah waadon ko haqueekat samajh baithey
unke bewafai ka sabak kuch aisa mila humain
apne begunah yaadon ko kismat samajh baithey

sprabhat
Member
# Posted: 17 Dec 2009 10:43
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Apne dil ko pathar tu banakar rakhna
Har chot ke nishan ko sajakar rakhna
Udna hawa me khul kar e mere dost,
Par kadamo ko jami pe tikakar rakhna
Chhaw me mana sukun milta hai bahut,
Fir bhi dhup me khud ko jalakar rakhna
Waqt ke sath chalna, kahi kho mat jana,
Khud ko zalim duniya se chhipakar rakhna
Mandiro me hi milte ho bhagwan, jaruri nahi,
Har kisi se khushnuma rishte banakar rakhna

sprabhat
Member
# Posted: 18 Dec 2009 08:15
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Teri chaukhat se sar uthau to bewafa kehna,
tere siwa kisi ko dil mein basau to bewafa kehna,
tujhe agar meri wafa par shak hai to uthale khanjar,
main shauk se na mar jau to bewafa kehna....

sprabhat
Member
# Posted: 19 Dec 2009 15:45
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apne haaton se yun chehre ko chupate kyun ho
mujhse sharmate ho to samne aate kyun ho
tum kabhi meri tarha kar bhi lo iqraar-e-wafa
pyar karte ho to phir pyar chupate kyun ho
ashk aankho me meri dekh ke rote kyun ho
dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate kyun ho
in se vabastaa hai jab mera muqaddar phir tum
mere chehre se ye zulf hatate kyun ho
roz mar mar ke mujhe jine ko kehte kyun ho
milne aate ho to phir laut ke jate kyun ho
Suman Prabhat

sprabhat
Member
# Posted: 19 Dec 2009 23:33
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Maine kaha Mera Naam hi Aitbaar hai.........

Usne kaha Mujh se kitna Pyaar hai?
Maine kaha Sitaron ka koi Shumaar hai

Usne kaha kaun Tumhe hai bohot Aziz?
Maine kaha Dil pe Jise Ikhtiyar hai

Usne kaha kaunsa Tohfa hai pasand?
Maine kaha Wo Shaama Jo ab tak Udhaar hai

Usane kaha sath kahan tak Nibhaoge?
Maine kaha jitni ye Saanson ki Taar hai

Usne kaha Mujh ko Yaqeen aaye kis tarah?
Maine kaha Mera Naam hi Aitbaar hai.........

sprabhat
Member
# Posted: 20 Dec 2009 03:03
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Phir kyo apni aankhon mein paani hai

Aaj ke baad khatam apni kahani hai,
Tere aur mere alag ab zindagani hai,
Tu bhi khush, main bhi khush lag raha hoon,
Phir kyo apni aankhon mein paani hai

Suman Prabhat


sprabhat
Member
# Posted: 21 Dec 2009 13:58
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agar ghar mera salamat hai to mehman bahut hai.

Husn par ab ishq ke eitbar bahut hai.
pahlu me agar dil ho to arman bahut hai. ek tumhi nahi ho mere jindagi ki humsafar, agar ghar mera salamat hai to mehman bahut hai.

Suman Prabhat

sprabhat
Member
# Posted: 23 Dec 2009 10:48
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Kabhi dil se hum ko bula kar to dekho

Zara tum nigahein utha kar tu dehko,
In aankhon se ankhen mila kar to dekho.
Luta denge sare zamane ki khushiyan,
Humein apna gum bata kar to dekho,
Na paoge tanha kisi mehfil me tum,
Gale se humein laga kar to dekho,
tum par Luta denge Jaan apna Eman,
Kabhi humein bhi aazma kar to dheko,
Chale aayenge Ishq ki AAg par hum,
Kabhi dil se hum ko bula kar to dekho,
malum nahi tumko mohabbat had se kiya?
Zara hum ko apna bana kr to dheko.

Suman Prabhat


sanjay bhasin
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# Posted: 23 Dec 2009 13:04
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एक टहनी एक दिन पतवार बनती हॆ
एक चिन्गारी दहक कर अंगार बनती हॆ
पांव में रॊंदी गई बेबस समझ कर
एक दिन मिट्टी वही मीनार बनती हॆ

rajeevtomar
Member
# Posted: 23 Dec 2009 13:51
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dear sanjay
plz. advise that" IN THIS SITE
HINDI MAI LIKHNE KE LEYA KHA JANA PERTA HAI
THANKS
RAJEEV

sprabhat
Member
# Posted: 23 Dec 2009 14:17
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sprabhat
Member
# Posted: 23 Dec 2009 14:23
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nice shayari sanjay bhai.........
keep it up...........
and rajeev bhai aap jo bhi likhna chahte hai hindi me likh daliye, hamare dil tak pahuch jayegi.......

good night

sprabhat
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# Posted: 24 Dec 2009 01:01
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Rooh to tere saath hi rukhsat ho gayi hai.

Jhoothi hansi hansne ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Zindagi teri yaadon ki ibaadat ho gayi hai,
Bas saans chal rahi hai is murde jism mein,
Rooh to tere saath hi rukhsat ho gayi hai.

Suman Prabhat


sprabhat
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# Posted: 26 Dec 2009 01:14
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Fir bhi pani main se aansuo ko pehchan sake

Aisa dost chahiye jo hame apna maan sake,
Hamare har dukh ko jaan sake,
Chal rahe ho hum tez barish mein,
Fir bhi pani main se aansuo ko pehchan sake

Suman Prabhat


sprabhat
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# Posted: 26 Dec 2009 01:17
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jis insaan ko maine darja diya khuda ka

ehsaas use bhi hoga ek din apni jafa ka
rula dega use ek din khayal meri wafa ka
usne insaan sa sulook bhi na kiya mujhse
jis insaan ko maine darja diya khuda ka

Suman Prabhat


sprabhat
Member
# Posted: 27 Dec 2009 13:54
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ek bewafa ko bhul na jayen to kya karen

ek din ki baat ho to use bhul jayen hum
naazil ho roz dil pe balayen to kya karen

shab bhar to unki yaad me taare gina kiye
taare-se din ko bhi nazar aayen to kya karen

ahad-e-tarab ki yaad me roya kiye bohat
ab muskura ke bhul na jayen to kya karen

ab ji me hai ki unko bhula kar hi dekh le
wo bar bar yaad jo aayen to kya karen

tark-e-wafa bhi jurm-e-mohabbat sahi lekin,
milne lage wafa ki sazayen to kya karen

kaam aa saki na apni wafayen to kya karen
ek bewafa ko bhul na jayen to kya karen

mujhko ye etraaf duaao me hai asar
jaye na arsh par jo duaayen to kya karen

Suman Prabhat


sprabhat
Member
# Posted: 28 Dec 2009 14:28
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main akela hi to gunahgaar nahi.

Deewana hoon tera Inkar nahin,
Kaise keh du ki pyaar nahin...
Kuch shararat to teri najaron ki bhi thi,
main akela hi to gunahgaar nahi.

Suman Prabhat


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