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ARCHANA
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# Posted: 16 May 2010 10:59
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OK BYE gud Night,,,,,,

sweet dream....

ARCHANA
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# Posted: 16 May 2010 11:09
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Hum chor chuke hain kabhi ke tujko,
Yug beet gaya jaise dekhe hue tujko,
Sach jo poochiye to yeh hai ki..............
AB tak na nikaal sake dil se TUJKO.

Archana

ARCHANA
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# Posted: 16 May 2010 11:13
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Subah likhenge saam likhenge,
Haale dil tamam likhenge....
Wo kalam bhi diwani ho jayegi,
jisse tera naam likhenge.

Archana

ARCHANA
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# Posted: 16 May 2010 11:20
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Dost banke bhi nahin saath nibhane wala
Yehi andaz hai zalim ka zamane wala
Hum ne dekha hai baharoun mien chaman ko jalte
Hai koi khwab ki tabir batane wala
Tum taqalus ko bhi qulus samajhte ho,
Dost hota nahin har haath milane wala.........

Archana

ARCHANA
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# Posted: 16 May 2010 11:21
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Kadam- kadam par zakham deti zindagi,Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum zindagi se kya shikwa kare,aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi...

Archana

ARCHANA
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# Posted: 16 May 2010 11:23
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Phulon main Gulab sa koi nahi,Sagar se gehara koi nahi,
Ab aapki kya tariff karu,dosto mein aap jaisa dost koi nahi.....

Archana

singh ajeet
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 12:14
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Arachana jhi

Chodne ki ab hamme taqat nahi hai
yug beet jaye aisi jaroot nahin hai
Sach jo poochiye to yeh hai ki..............
ab aapko dil se nikalne ki muddat nahi hai

Ajeet Singh

singh ajeet
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# Posted: 16 May 2010 12:17
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Subah likhenge saam likhenge,
Haale dil tamam likhenge....
Wo kalam bhi diwani ho jayegi,


Subah likhenge saam likhenge,
Haale dil tamam likhenge...
aap ke dil apna naam likenge ....
ho jaye TERE NAAM me mera naam shamil aisa PAYAM likenge

singh ajeet
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# Posted: 16 May 2010 12:23
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dosti ki hai nibhayenge jaroor
zamane ko kadmo me jhukanenge jaroor
dosti ka rista to wo hota hai ki
jite ji kya marne se phle aap ko chahenge jaroor......

Ajeet Singh

singh ajeet
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# Posted: 16 May 2010 12:27
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Arachana ji

Kadam- Kadam par imthan leti hai zindagi
Har waqt aapko parakti hai zindagi
zindagi se kabhi shiva na karna
waqt be waqt mauka bhi deti hai zindagi....

Ajeet Singh

singh ajeet
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# Posted: 16 May 2010 12:30
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Archana ji

Phulon me gulab ho to aap jaisa
sagar me ufan ho to aap jaisa
aap ho hi tarif ke kabil...........
archana ji me bhi archana ji ho to aap jaisa....

Ajeet Singh

singh ajeet
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 12:33
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Arachna ji

aap shayad hamre post kiye gaye msg se naraj jo aapke sare msg ka rply hai......
agar aap hamse apni narazgi jahir karna chahti to bata dijiyega hum apni Email id ya apna mobile no de denge.....

Ajeet Singh


singh ajeet
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# Posted: 17 May 2010 00:00
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1.. pahli baar me kaam ho jaye to kaam thik hua hai..agar wahi kaam 10 baar galti kar ke thik karo to iska matlab aapki NAUKARI pakki hai....

2..Aap bank ke Rs.100/- ke dendar hai to ye aapki problem hai..lekin agar bank ke Rs.10000000/- ke dendaar hai to ye bank ki problem hai.....

3..jab aap office me jaldi pahuchenge to aap ka boss hamesha let aayega... lekin kisi din aap office me let pachuenge to Boss aap se pahle pahuch kar kahega ye koi waqt hai aane ka....

4.. jis din aap ye bahana banayenge ki aaj scooter puncture ho gya tha to next day scooter jaroor puncture hoga......

Ajeet Singh

singh ajeet
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# Posted: 17 May 2010 10:25
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Archana ji ...

Good evening.....

Kaise hai aap ?????????
shayad kuch naraz hongi ......

Ajeet singh

singh ajeet
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# Posted: 17 May 2010 10:48
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YAHI ZINDAGI HAI.......
1. Phone ki ghanti tabhi bajegi jab aap naha rahe honge!
2. jo chitthi aapne jaroori DAK me dalni thi.uski yaad tabhi aayegi jab aap LETTER BOX ke samne se gujarenge.
3. aap ghar se nikalege kahin jaane ke liye to usi PARICHIT se aapki mulaqat hogi jiski surat aap nahi dekha chahte....
4. aapka daant SATURDAY raat ko hi dukega.
5. wrong No. dial ho jane ke baad kabhi line busy nahi rahegi.
6. shishe ke sabut glass aaye din tootte rahenge chatka hua glass kabhi nahi tootega.
7. jab do me se ek kaam hona hoga to kaam hoga jo aap nahi chahte.


Ajeet Singh

ajay
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# Posted: 17 May 2010 11:12 - Edited by: ajay
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Aa Jao,
Nahi To Dimag Kharab Ho Raha Hai,
Ab Kun Nahi Aa Rahe,,,
Aa Jao Batate Hain Ki Pagal Kun Hai,,,,,,,,,



Ajay


ajay
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# Posted: 17 May 2010 13:11
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Dear Gustakhimaaf Ji,
Humara Aap Se Aanurodh Hai ki
Hum Jo Is Me Baaten Karte Hain,
Us Me Kuchh Galat Log Aa Kar Humare
Topic Me Gandi-Gandi Posting Post Karte Hain,
Aap Kuchh Aisa Kijiye Ki Hum Use Delet Kar Saken...!!!



Your Faithfullly


Ajay Rai

ajay
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# Posted: 20 May 2010 05:08
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Jaane Kun Aaz Be-Karaari Si Lagti Hai,
Dhadkno Me Ab Khumari Si Lagti hai,
Kal Tak Mujh Me Tha Jo Kuchh Mera,
Har Wo Cheez Tumhari Si Lagti Hai,
Chaahat Na Thi Ab Tak Hume Zindagi Ki,
Jab Se Tum Sang Jud Gayi To Pyari Si lagto Hai...!!!


Ajay


singh ajeet
Member
# Posted: 24 May 2010 08:55
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Archana ji 4 u

Deepak me agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.


Ajeet Singh

ajay
Member
# Posted: 31 May 2010 07:38
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Hello
U Pagal..
How r u??????

Ajay


ajay
Member
# Posted: 3 Jun 2010 04:47
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Rote Hain Teri Yaad Me Iske Siwa Hum Kya Karen,
Kismat Me Hona Tha Juda Tujhse Gila Hum Kya Karen,
Karke Dua Maanga Tujhe Paakar Magar Khoya Tujhe,
Maange Khuda Se Aur Kya Koi Dua Hum Kya Karen,
Kismat Me Hona Tha Juda Tujhse Gila Hum Kya Karen,
Jab Tak Teri Tasveer Thi Pyaara Tha Dil Ka Aaina,
Jab Tu Nahi To Dilruba Is Aaine Ka Hum Kya Karen,
Kismat Me Hona Tha Juda Tujhse Gila Hum Kya Karen,
Paththar Nahi Insaa Hain Hum Kaise Sahenge Ye Sitam,
Dil Todne Waale Ye Dil Toota Hua Hum Kya Karen,
Kismat Me Hona Tha Juda Tujhse Gila Hum Kya Karen,
Rote Hain Teri Yaad Me Iske Siwa Hum Kya Karen,
Kismat Me Hona Tha Juda Tujhse Gila Hum Kya Karen........
Kismat Me Hona Tha Juda Tujhse Gila Hum Kya Karen...........
Kismat Me Hona Tha Juda Tujhse Gila Hum Kya Karen.............!!!


Ajay


ajay
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# Posted: 7 Jun 2010 12:25
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Mana ki Kabhi Dil ki Baat Na Bataoge,
Par Aankhon Me Jo Hai Wo Kasie Chhupaoge,
Waada Raha Ye Humara Aap Se,
Jab Bhi Dil Me Jhankoge Humari Tasvir Paoge...!!!


Ajay


ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 28 Jun 2010 13:44
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Maana ki tumse dur hain hum,
Mil nhi sakte thode majbur hai hum,
Bus tuje yaad karne ki khata baar-2 karte hai,
Warna to be kasoor hai hum..............

Archana

ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 28 Jun 2010 13:49 - Edited by: ARCHANA
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Mere dil me kya hai,
Wo baat batau kese...
Ehamiyat teri,
Tujko dikhau kese....[b]
Tu na maanega me jaanti hu,
Fir tujko samjau kese.......
Apna Banau kese,
In palko par bithau kese....
Sapno me bulau kese,
Jab in sawalo ka jawab de sako,
To tum khud-ba-khud mere ho jaaoge.....!!!!!

Archana

AVTAR RAYAT
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# Posted: 29 Jun 2010 00:24
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ARCHANA

Archna Ji, Bahut Sawal Poochh Liye...
Kya Wo Jawab De Paayega.....


ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 1 Jul 2010 12:39
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Avtaar jee,

agar jawab na de paayega to wapas apne ghar jayega.........

kyu....??????

ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 1 Jul 2010 13:01
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Khushi mile to khush raha karo,
koi gum hoto humse kaha karo.........
Hum nahi chahate aap udaash raho,
Apne liye na sahi,Humare liye mukurate raha karo....

Archana

ankur yadav
Member
# Posted: 4 Jul 2010 00:11
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Rehne de aasma zamin ki talash kar, sab kuch yahi hai na kahi aur talash kar, har arzu puri ho to jine ka kya maza, jine k liye bas 1 kami ki talash kar.

ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 8 Jul 2010 13:03
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Dil-
Khubsurat Ghar,

Zindagi-
Khubsurat Safar,

Dosti-
Khubsurat Ristha,

Pyar-
Khubsurat Ehasaas,

Aap-
In Tamaam Khubsurat cheejo
ki Ek Khubsurat Wajah.......

Archana

singh ajeet
Member
# Posted: 8 Jul 2010 15:17
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ye kam se kam hamare liye to nahi ho sakta .......just i m joking .........kuoki hum 1 mahino ke liye ghar ja rahe hai .....par aapka ye msg hum hamesha yaad rakhenge .......i m sorry......agar koi galti hui ho to.........

Ajeet Singh

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