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Community / विविध / ;;;;;; Mai Sayar To Nahi ;;;;;
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ajay
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# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:17
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Yaar Aap Ne To Hume Pagal Khanne
Bhejne Ka Pura Plan Bana Rakha Hai,
Khair Fikr Mat Kijiye Bahut Jald Jane Wale Hain,,,,,,,,,,
Aap Posting Nahi Padha Hota To Pata Hi Nahi Chalta Ki
Humare Peeth-Peechhe Aise-Aise Plab Ban Rahe Hain...??

U PAGAL KHANE



Ajay


ajay
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:18
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Wo Kaise ?



Ajay


ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:20
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ARe humne kya kiya.....????

koun si wali posting.....jara hum bhi to jane.......
Humne aapka naam liya hai kya..???
Jo itna bigad rahe hai

ajay
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:21
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Abhi lout kar tum phir..
Humare DAR par aaye ho

Ye tum se kis ne keh diya

Ke TUM bin reh nahi sakte..
Tere dukh seh nahi sakte

Chalo ye maan b lete hein...

Ke TUM bin HUM bahut roye
Kayi rato'n ko nahi soye....

Magar ik baat hai "JANA"
Ke TUM nakaam loto ge

Agar TUM jaan.na chaahoge
Ke aisa kyo kiya HUM ne

To sun lo gaur se "JANA"
Purani ik riwayat tod di HUM ne

"MUHABBAT chhod di HUM ne"
"MUHABBAT chhod di HUM ne"


Ajay


ajay
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:23
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Hum Kun Hote Hain Bigadne Wale,
AurWo Bhi Aap Per..??
Humari Kya Saamat Aai Hai..?

Ajay


ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:29
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ek to aap kehte hai ki "ME SAYAR TO NHI"

or sayari pe sayari kiye ja rahe hai......

Jiske liye likhte hai wo kabhi padte hai bhi k nhi..???

ajay
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:31 - Edited by: ajay
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Me Tum Se Kch Kehna Chahata Hun,
Kehne ka Jab Iraada Karta Hun,
Mare bolne Se qabool Hai,

Ek dard Angrai le kar Bedar ho Jata Hai.
Fir......!

Na Dil Sanbhalta Hai,

Na Aansoo Rook Pata Hun,

Mai Tum Se Kch Kehna Chahata Hun,

Magar......!

Ab Yun Lagta Hai Mujhe,

Ki Mai Kabhi Bhi Tum Se Kuch Keh Na Paaunga,

TUM KISI AUR KI HO JAOGEE......

Mai Tanhaa Reh Jaaunga,

Mai Tanhaa Reh Jaaunga...!!!



Ajay


ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:32
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Ajay jee, 4 u

Bandar ki beti- Papa papa muje sadhi karni hai...

Bandar- Abhi nhi beta..

Beti- Nhi papa muje abhi karni hai....

Bandar- Thoda ruko Beti Dulha abhi Msg pad raha hai.......

Archana

ajay
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:33
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Aap Ko Ye Kis Ne Keh Diya,
Ki Hum Kisi Aur Ke Liye Likhte Hain...
Ye Sab Hum Apne Liye Likhte Hain......
Samjhe Buddhu.................................
Pagloon Ki Patrani Ji,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Ajay


ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:34
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Yaar jise jab kehna hoga keh dena......

Abhi humse to kuch kahiye......

Ya hum apne aap se hi baat kare........

ajay
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:36
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Hum Kya Gum Sum Baithe Hain,,,
Aap Kun Nahi Bol Rahe Hain,
Aap Ne Kya Kheer Kha Rakhi Hai...!!!



Ajay


ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:39
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Are jab aap kuch bolenge tabhi to hum bolenge na......

Aap to na jaane kya-2 likh rahe hai............

wese kheer khane aap bhi kahi jane wale the na gaye nhi kya..???
Ya kheer ki jagah kuch or mil gaya..???

ajay
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:41
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Nahi Baat Karna Hai To,
Bahane Kun Kar Rahe Hain...!!!

Aise Bhi Keh Dete To Chale Jate....!!!


Ajay


ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:43
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Acch jyada mat baniye,

ek to aap khud hi kuch bol nhi rahe hai........
sayari-wayari likhe ja rahe hai......or ulta dosh hume de rahe hai........

sach me aap ho gaye hai.....

soch kya rahe hai wahi keh du........
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u pagallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllll

ajay
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:45
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Accha Ji,
Agar Hum Pagal Ho Gaye Hain To Aap Kya
Abhi Tak Normel Hai,,,,

U PAGAL>>>>>>>>>>..


Ajay


ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:45
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Hume to lagta hai aap galat pate par pahuch gaye the.....

or kheer k badle kuch or mil gaya

isliye,

itna deemag garam hai,,,,,,,

pani du kya..????

ajay
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:47
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Pani Ke Badle,,,,,,,,,
Acid Milega Kya????????

ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:47
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Or kya,,,,,,,,,

Abhi tak ka kya matlab.......

Hum to suru se hi NORMAL hi hai....

yakeen na aaye to

Apne aap se puch ke dekh lo......

fir jawab hume bhi bata do......

U PAGAL>>>>>>>>>>..

ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:48
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kyu kis par fekna hai...????

Archana

ajay
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:49
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Is Se Bada Saboot Aur Kya Hoga,,,,,,,,,
Koi Pagal Khud Ko Itna Normal Samajh Raha Hai,,,,,,


Ajay


ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:49
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Wahi to hum keh rahe hai.....

ki

Is Se Bada Saboot Aur Kya Hoga,,,,,,,,,
Koi Pagal Khud Ko Itna Normal Samajh Raha Hai,,,,,,

Archana

ajay
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:50
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Yahan Garmi Kuchh Jyada Hai,
Pani Ke Badle Wahi Pee Lenge...!!!


Ajay


ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:51
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kya wo peene se garmi nhi lagti...????

ajay
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:52
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Dusarron Ko Lagegee,
Hume Nahi,,,,,,,,


Ajay


ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:54
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asa kyu...???

ajay
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:55 - Edited by: ajay
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Mera Har Lamha Aap Ke Hi Naam Hoga,
Ab Ye Jeewan Bhi Aap Per Hi Kurbaan Hoga,
Aap Ke Har Gaam Ko Seene Me Chhupa Lenge,
Aakhiri Waq Me Kaboon Per Bhi Aap Ka Hi Naam Hoga...!!!


Ajay


ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:56
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kis ka naam hoga..???????

Bandariya ka...????

ajay
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 04:56
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Bas Un Hi...........



Ajay


ajay
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 05:02
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Archana Ji,
For u.........

Tadap Kar Dekho Kisi Ki Chah Me,
Pata Chalega Pyar Kya Hota Hai,
Mil Jaye Un Hi Koi Raahon Me,
Fir Kaise Pata Chalega Intzaar Kya Hota Hai...!!!


Ajay


ARCHANA
Member
# Posted: 16 May 2010 05:04
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Rote Rote u hi din gujar jata hai,
Rote Rote u hi raat gujar jaati hai..
Jaise koi farsh par tut k seesha bikhar jata hai,
Ase tuta hua dil apna nazar aata hai......

Archana

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