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बसंती


संता की बीवी ने फ्राईंग पेन उठाकर संता के सर पर दे मारी.

संता : क्यों मारा ?

बीवी : तुम्हारी डायरी में किसी बसंती का नाम लिखा है. कौन है ये बसंती ?

संता : कल मैंने रेस में जिस घोड़ी पर दांव लगाया था उसका नाम है.

बीवी : अच्छा, आय एम् सॉरी !

अगले दिन संता की बीवी ने फिर मारा.

संता : अब क्यों मारा ?

बीवी : तुम्हारी घोड़ी का फ़ोन आया है ...... जाकर उठा लो !!!

 

Sent By : Varun Singh Gandhi, Ujjain.



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