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धन्यवाद


एक शराबी अपना एक पैर फुटपाथ पर और एक सड़क पर रखकर टेढ़ा-मेढ़ा चल रहा था. एक पुलिसवाला यह देखकर बोला - "इतनी शराब क्यों पी जो ऐसे चल रहे हो ?"

शराबी जल्दी से सीधा होकर बोला - धन्यवाद, जो आपने बता दिया कि मैंने पी रखी है, वरना मैं तो समझ रहा था कि मैं लंगड़ा हो गया हूँ."

 

Sent By : Neetu, Indore.



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Durgesh Kumar   Agra, Vill - Bhaghaina

9:30am on Wednesday, September 8th, 2010 

me apako bahut - 2 thanks for you sporrat my femily Verry funny jokes .

anuj   satna

5:02pm on Wednesday, September 1st, 2010 

i love sms

drsubhas   jamshedpur

12:13pm on Monday, August 16th, 2010 

aaaaaa what a jke for drunk

satyaprakash jindal   warangal

11:25am on Saturday, August 14th, 2010 

iam busy now but intresting

SATYA PRAKASH VIMAL   DELHI

12:26am on Friday, August 13th, 2010 

VERY NICE
JAI HINDI
BECOUSE I LOVE MY INDIA

puneet   jhansi

12:30pm on Sunday, August 8th, 2010 

good

sujit   via sangali

10:25am on Sunday, August 1st, 2010 

ssssssssssssssssss
sory busy hu

Sonu Singh Jadon   Gwalior

2:36pm on Friday, July 30th, 2010 

I Like Lt Jokes
A Deprssed ENGINEERING
Student Went 2Rail Track
4suicid Train Came Closer
&Closer..Sudnly He Came
Out f Track n said-"Abe
Yaar Kal To ASSIGNMENT
DENA HAI"

Roshan Kumar   Saharsa

7:48am on Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 

I Like It

ishu   sarangpur

7:43am on Tuesday, July 13th, 2010 

tera dimag thik to hena....?

Akash   Ambikapur

1:21pm on Saturday, June 26th, 2010 

Shandar

some   Varanasi

10:58pm on Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 

Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time.

soumya   varanasi

10:52pm on Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 

this joke is very cool.

kamlesh   haldwani

7:21am on Sunday, June 6th, 2010 

my name is kamlesh mujhse dosti keroge

Raghav Sharma   jammu

6:39am on Friday, June 4th, 2010 

hii but i
also have a joke

ek din ek aadmi ki cow chori
ho gayi or usne apne naukar par
tehesh khate hue kaha ki ja Aur police station mein report daraj karwaake aaki-taarae chamak rahe tha kutte bhoonk rahe the chor aaya or cow ko uthake le ... read more »

SUSHIL   SALASAR BALAJI

2:26am on Thursday, June 3rd, 2010 

i like it.

uddhrva raikwar   vidisha mp

9:36am on Wednesday, May 26th, 2010 

nitu jee please continue send funny
jokes ,padne ke bad bada maza ayaa
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Anonymous   Location unknown

12:31am on Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

sandar joke ha

sudhan yadav   patna

10:33am on Friday, May 21st, 2010 

rajesh kumar pavan kumar sanjit kumar sonu[35] and all over group ko mere tarafh se thank you

jayakant   patna

10:26am on Friday, May 21st, 2010

jaya kant i love you
poltecnic


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