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What is Tension ?


लड़की ने लिफ्ट मांगी,
रास्ते में लड़की की तबीयत ख़राब हो गई,
आप हॉस्पिटल ले गए,
डॉक्टर बोला - आप बाप बनने वाले हैं,
आपको TENSION !

 

आप बोले - मैं इसका बाप नहीं,
लड़की से पूछा,
लड़की बोली - ये ही बाप है,
आपको और TENSION !

 

पुलिस आयी, आपका मेडिकल चेक-अप हुआ,
रिपोर्ट आयी - आप तो बाप बन ही नहीं सकते,
जान छूटी, खुदा का शुक्रिया अदा किया,
ख़ुशी - ख़ुशी घर को चले,
तभी ख्याल आया - फिर घर पर जो २-२ बच्चे हैं,
वो किसके हैं ???

आपको TENSION ही TENSION !!!

 

Sent By : Ashok, Ahemdabad.



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sonu solanki   gandhi nagar (agra)

5:06pm on Friday, September 3rd, 2010 

hiiiii. my no-8126595835

kiran kumar Nagi   Jaipur

11:05am on Thursday, September 2nd, 2010 

Bechara mard

vaishu   gujarat

3:37am on Wednesday, September 1st, 2010 

it's not so nice

manju   nerul

6:54am on Tuesday, August 31st, 2010 

bakvas

ANJALI   BHUNESWAR,ORISSA

2:06am on Sunday, August 22nd, 2010 

it's not so good, it doesn't make me laugh.

ashish   delhi

7:03am on Sunday, August 15th, 2010

tension jabardast hai

SALEEM KHAN   LUCKNOW (UP)

9:29am on Friday, August 13th, 2010 

Excellent joke.

tany   bareilly

2:15pm on Monday, August 9th, 2010 

sachmuch tension hi tension hai bhai...................

virgo   aligarh

12:45am on Monday, August 9th, 2010 

all the friends attention please! i have a request for all the youngsters that do not waste your precios time in this but take the name of God that is the true purpose of your life in every age there is a true saint and in the present age which is kn... read more »

Narender kashyap   palwal

9:51am on Saturday, August 7th, 2010 

kyajokes h.

narender   Delhi

3:46am on Wednesday, August 4th, 2010 

Exellent Joke

varinder Dhand   ahmedgarh punjab

10:55pm on Sunday, August 1st, 2010 

kya baat hai

saurabh   jaipur

11:42am on Sunday, August 1st, 2010 

think is good everything is good

deepak sharma   jaipur

2:34am on Saturday, July 31st, 2010 

this is very tenson wala joke h.

bobby   asr

10:27pm on Friday, July 30th, 2010 

good

sumit   panipat

4:05pm on Thursday, July 29th, 2010 

I LOVE YOU FOR YOU

vaishu   Amreli

9:47am on Thursday, July 29th, 2010 

you R Funny

rajesah   jaipur

7:42am on Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 

kaash surat aap ki itni pyari na hoti,
kash aapse mulakat humari na hoti,
sapno mein hi dekh lete aapko
to aaj milne ki itni bekarari na hoti.

prem 9125216449   gkp

6:07am on Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 

subah ho gayi maamu

prem   gkp

6:01am on Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 

joke bole to jakash


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