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What is Tension ?
लड़की ने लिफ्ट मांगी,
रास्ते में लड़की की तबीयत ख़राब हो गई,
आप हॉस्पिटल ले गए,
डॉक्टर बोला - आप बाप बनने वाले हैं,
आपको TENSION !
आप बोले - मैं इसका बाप नहीं,
लड़की से पूछा,
लड़की बोली - ये ही बाप है,
आपको और TENSION !
पुलिस आयी, आपका मेडिकल चेक-अप हुआ,
रिपोर्ट आयी - आप तो बाप बन ही नहीं सकते,
जान छूटी, खुदा का शुक्रिया अदा किया,
ख़ुशी - ख़ुशी घर को चले,
तभी ख्याल आया - फिर घर पर जो २-२ बच्चे हैं,
वो किसके हैं ???
आपको TENSION ही TENSION !!!
Sent By : Ashok, Ahemdabad.
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Comments to date: 34. Page 1 of 2. Average Rating: 
sonu solanki gandhi nagar (agra) | 5:06pm on Friday, September 3rd, 2010 |
hiiiii. my no-8126595835 | |
kiran kumar Nagi Jaipur | 11:05am on Thursday, September 2nd, 2010 |
Bechara mard | |
vaishu gujarat | 3:37am on Wednesday, September 1st, 2010 |
it's not so nice | |
manju nerul | 6:54am on Tuesday, August 31st, 2010 |
bakvas | |
ANJALI BHUNESWAR,ORISSA | 2:06am on Sunday, August 22nd, 2010 |
it's not so good, it doesn't make me laugh. | |
ashish delhi | 7:03am on Sunday, August 15th, 2010 |
tension jabardast hai | |
SALEEM KHAN LUCKNOW (UP) | 9:29am on Friday, August 13th, 2010 |
Excellent joke. | |
tany bareilly | 2:15pm on Monday, August 9th, 2010 |
sachmuch tension hi tension hai bhai................... | |
virgo aligarh | 12:45am on Monday, August 9th, 2010 |
all the friends attention please! i have a request for all the youngsters that do not waste your precios time in this but take the name of God that is the true purpose of your life in every age there is a true saint and in the present age which is kn... read more » | |
Narender kashyap palwal | 9:51am on Saturday, August 7th, 2010 |
kyajokes h. | |
narender Delhi | 3:46am on Wednesday, August 4th, 2010 |
Exellent Joke | |
varinder Dhand ahmedgarh punjab | 10:55pm on Sunday, August 1st, 2010 |
kya baat hai | |
saurabh jaipur | 11:42am on Sunday, August 1st, 2010 |
think is good everything is good | |
deepak sharma jaipur | 2:34am on Saturday, July 31st, 2010 |
this is very tenson wala joke h. | |
bobby asr | 10:27pm on Friday, July 30th, 2010 |
good | |
sumit panipat | 4:05pm on Thursday, July 29th, 2010 |
I LOVE YOU FOR YOU | |
vaishu Amreli | 9:47am on Thursday, July 29th, 2010 |
you R Funny | |
rajesah jaipur | 7:42am on Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 |
kaash surat aap ki itni pyari na hoti, | |
prem 9125216449 gkp | 6:07am on Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 |
subah ho gayi maamu | |
prem gkp | 6:01am on Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 |
joke bole to jakash | |
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